Agent of DesireTransforming perceptions of female sexuality |
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Acts of Subversion1. Write "WANKERS" over the 'Gentlemans' on the poster for spearmint rhinos 'gentlemans' club, over Old Street tube. Lets call a wanker a wanker. They go there for wank fodder -real gentlemen are discreet about their wank life - not indulging in this seedy free-for-all. Calling it a gentlemans club is a total insult to decent men and don't even get me started on what it says about women. 2. Call people together to collect the images and articles around them that degrade sexuality, people and intimate relationships and pile them in a heap, taking it in turns to work a digger and pile tonnes of horse shit onto them. It would be very theraputic. Fuck those bastards trying to take sex away from us and sell it back again. Fuck them! 3. All the women who have been experienced body dysmorphia and had implants as a result of Playboy's unnatainable beauty standards to have their implant removed and insert them under Hugh Heffner's skin. He likes breasts so much let him be covered in them. 4. Stand outside lap-dancing clubs and strip joints in large gangs, surround the punters who come out and encourage them to strip. Make sure your being as leery as possible. Offer them money to do it. "say come-on, come-on just think about the MONEY" whilst waving notes at them. Tell them to act like they're dreaming about eating your pussy while they touch themselves.|Use aggresively phallic language to 'appreciate' them. Tell them how you want to see them naked - stripped. If they argue, mock them saying - "come on, why are you so shy? what do you not think your cock's worth looking at? Oh you do, do you, well PROVE it, we've got the money". Oh and of course safety is paramount. 5. There are plenty of people already doing this one - but in case you don't know- Simply turn all the lads mags, copies of the Star etc that intrude into your vision, the wrong way round. Also I've been advised that defacing or tearing pictures from trains or hoardings is useful. It is a beautiful remedy!!! 6. Throw a Female Sex-Agent / Male Sex-Object Fancy Dress Party! - That's right. All the women wear practical, comfortable clothes that do not emphasise or expose their bodies. The way they dress up is to simply parade wealth and status as far as they can. All the men wear as little as they dare, and their clothes should draw attention to their sexual organs and the parts of their bodies they feel are most sexually attractive. They can 'boost' themselves with relevent padding if they wish and enhance their looks with make-up (though emphasising their own looks rather than parodying women as transvestites). So far I find it rather difficult to find men to agree to this idea - mmm I wonder why that is? If you are successful in throwing such a party it would be a very interesting experiment in male/female behaviour. How do both sexes change? |